2010 Draft

Thanks to Fatone and Liz for hosting the Rockem 9 Draft on Central Park West, only the second draft we were all present for, it was one for the ages, and lasted FOR ages....here are the results

Guiena Speed Couch

That's how many Capt'n and Cokes Deep he is

Sausage and peppers, thanks Fatty

Things getting delirious

Great Facking View

Quick guess whose ass?

Cheers to a hell of good time

Comparing Squads...so much fun

Then we decide to drink some more

Round 1
1.	Albert Pujols	dogzilla
2.	Hanley Ramírez	Whack For My...
3.	Álex Rodríguez	WietersAreTh...
4.	Ryan Braun	WolfInSheets...
5.	Chase Utley	Italian Stal...
6.	Mark Teixeira	Byrnes When ...
7.	Evan Longoria	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Prince Fielder	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Ryan Howard	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Miguel Cabrera	C-Town HighP...
11.	Roy Halladay	ephedraheart...
12.	Tim Lincecum	The Spearmin...
Round 2
1.	Joe Mauer	The Spearmin...
2.	Matt Kemp	ephedraheart...
3.	Troy Tulowitzki	C-Town HighP...
4.	David Wright	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Ian Kinsler	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Matt Holliday	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Jimmy Rollins	Byrnes When ...
8.	Carl Crawford	Italian Stal...
9.	Zack Greinke	WolfInSheets...
10.	Dustin Pedroia	WietersAreTh...
11.	Justin Upton	Whack For My...
12.	Mark Reynolds	dogzilla
Round 3
1.	Jacoby Ellsbury	dogzilla
2.	Félix Hernández	Whack For My...
3.	Derek Jeter	WietersAreTh...
4.	Adrián González	WolfInSheets...
5.	José Reyes	Italian Stal...
6.	Robinson Canó	Byrnes When ...
7.	Víctor Martínez	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Ryan Zimmerman	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Joey Votto	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Kevin Youkilis	C-Town HighP...
11.	Pablo Sandoval	ephedraheart...
12.	Grady Sizemore	The Spearmin...
Round 4
1.	CC Sabathia	The Spearmin...
2.	Ben Zobrist	ephedraheart...
3.	Brandon Phillips	C-Town HighP...
4.	Adam Lind	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	B.J. Upton	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Ichiro Suzuki	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Justin Verlander	Byrnes When ...
8.	Aaron Hill	Italian Stal...
9.	Nick Markakis	WolfInSheets...
10.	Justin Morneau	WietersAreTh...
11.	Jayson Werth	Whack For My...
12.	Kendry Morales	dogzilla
Round 5
1.	Curtis Granderson	dogzilla
2.	Andre Ethier	Whack For My...
3.	Brian McCann	WietersAreTh...
4.	Dan Haren	WolfInSheets...
5.	Johan Santana	Italian Stal...
6.	Josh Beckett	Byrnes When ...
7.	Cliff Lee	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Josh Hamilton	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Jon Lester	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Jason Bay	C-Town HighP...
11.	Chone Figgins	ephedraheart...
12.	Aramis Ramírez	The Spearmin...
Round 6
1.	Brian Roberts	The Spearmin...
2.	Derrek Lee	ephedraheart...
3.	Adam Wainwright	C-Town HighP...
4.	Carlos Quentin	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Josh Johnson	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Chris Carpenter	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Javier Vázquez	Byrnes When ...
8.	Lance Berkman	Italian Stal...
9.	Gordon Beckham	WolfInSheets...
10.	Clayton Kershaw	WietersAreTh...
11.	Adam Dunn	Whack For My...
12.	Dan Uggla	dogzilla
Round 7
1.	Juan Pierre	dogzilla
2.	Tommy Hanson	Whack For My...
3.	Yovani Gallardo	WietersAreTh...
4.	Howie Kendrick	WolfInSheets...
5.	Carlos Beltrán	Italian Stal...
6.	Jonathan Papelbon	Byrnes When ...
7.	Nelson Cruz	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Ubaldo Jiménez	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Billy Butler	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Andrew McCutchen	C-Town HighP...
11.	Carlos Lee	ephedraheart...
12.	Shin-Soo Choo	The Spearmin...
Round 8
1.	Alfonso Soriano	The Spearmin...
2.	Mariano Rivera	ephedraheart...
3.	Cole Hamels	C-Town HighP...
4.	Elvis Andrus	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Carlos Peña	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Jonathan Broxton	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Hunter Pence	Byrnes When ...
8.	Joe Nathan	Italian Stal...
9.	Torii Hunter	WolfInSheets...
10.	Jake Peavy	WietersAreTh...
11.	Bobby Abreu	Whack For My...
12.	Shane Victorino	dogzilla
Round 9
1.	Alexei Ramírez	dogzilla
2.	Joakim Soria	Whack For My...
3.	Adam Jones	WietersAreTh...
4.	Adrián Béltre	WolfInSheets...
5.	Heath Bell	Italian Stal...
6.	Michael Young	Byrnes When ...
7.	Jason Bartlett	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Francisco Rodríguez	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Ricky Nolasco	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Matt Wieters	C-Town HighP...
11.	Matt Cain	ephedraheart...
12.	Álex Ríos	The Spearmin...
Round 10
1.	Manny Ramírez	The Spearmin...
2.	Raúl Ibañez	ephedraheart...
3.	Wandy Rodríguez	C-Town HighP...
4.	Jay Bruce	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Ian Stewart	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	José López	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Nate McLouth	Byrnes When ...
8.	David Ortiz	Italian Stal...
9.	Julio Borbón	WolfInSheets...
10.	Carlos González	WietersAreTh...
11.	Michael Bourn	Whack For My...
12.	Denard Span	dogzilla
Round 11
1.	Asdrubal Cabrera	dogzilla
2.	Francisco Cordero	Whack For My...
3.	Brian Wilson	WietersAreTh...
4.	Rajai Davis	WolfInSheets...
5.	Andrew Bailey	Italian Stal...
6.	Chipper Jones	Byrnes When ...
7.	Chad Billingsley	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Scott Baker	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Stephen Drew	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Michael Cuddyer	C-Town HighP...
11.	José Valverde	ephedraheart...
12.	Huston Street	The Spearmin...
Round 12
1.	Carlos Mármol	The Spearmin...
2.	Alcides Escobar	ephedraheart...
3.	Ryan Ludwick	C-Town HighP...
4.	Chris Davis	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	John Danks	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Rickie Weeks	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Jorge Posada	Byrnes When ...
8.	Brian Fuentes	Italian Stal...
9.	Jered Weaver	WolfInSheets...
10.	Brad Hawpe	WietersAreTh...
11.	Carlos Zambrano	Whack For My...
12.	Vladimir Guerrero	dogzilla
Round 13
1.	Russell Martin	dogzilla
2.	Jorge Cantú	Whack For My...
3.	Billy Wagner	WietersAreTh...
4.	Kurt Suzuki	WolfInSheets...
5.	A.J. Burnett	Italian Stal...
6.	Nyjer Morgan	Byrnes When ...
7.	Jason Kubel	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Trevor Hoffman	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Matt Garza	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Rafael Soriano	C-Town HighP...
11.	Chris Coghlan	ephedraheart...
12.	David Aardsma	The Spearmin...
Round 14
1.	James Loney	The Spearmin...
2.	James Shields	ephedraheart...
3.	Ryan Franklin	C-Town HighP...
4.	Francisco Liriano	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Brad Lidge	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Jason Heyward	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Chad Qualls	Byrnes When ...
8.	Johnny Damon	Italian Stal...
9.	Jair Jurrjens	WolfInSheets...
10.	Mike González	WietersAreTh...
11.	Plácido Polanco	Whack For My...
12.	Ryan Dempster	dogzilla
Round 15
1.	Rick Porcello	dogzilla
2.	Garrett Jones	Whack For My...
3.	Leo Núñez	WietersAreTh...
4.	Erick Aybar	WolfInSheets...
5.	Frank Francisco	Italian Stal...
6.	John Lackey	Byrnes When ...
7.	Bobby Jenks	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Juan Rivera	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Brandon Wood	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Miguel Tejada	C-Town HighP...
11.	Ryan Theriot	ephedraheart...
12.	Todd Helton	The Spearmin...
Round 16
1.	Max Scherzer	The Spearmin...
2.	Brett Anderson	ephedraheart...
3.	Neftali Feliz	C-Town HighP...
4.	Octavio Dotel	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Orlando Cabrera	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Miguel Montero	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Franklin Gutiérrez	Byrnes When ...
8.	Brandon Webb	Italian Stal...
9.	Colby Rasmus	WolfInSheets...
10.	Yunel Escobar	WietersAreTh...
11.	Matt Lindstrom	Whack For My...
12.	Roy Oswalt	dogzilla
Round 17
1.	J.A. Happ	dogzilla
2.	Magglio Ordóñez	Whack For My...
3.	Corey Hart	WietersAreTh...
4.	Jon Rauch	WolfInSheets...
5.	Alex Gordon	Italian Stal...
6.	Matt Capps	Byrnes When ...
7.	Adam LaRoche	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Geovany Soto	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Clay Buchholz	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Rafael Furcal	C-Town HighP...
11.	Nick Swisher	ephedraheart...
12.	Marco Scutaro	The Spearmin...
Round 18
1.	Stephen Strasburg	The Spearmin...
2.	Paul Konerko	ephedraheart...
3.	Edwin Jackson	C-Town HighP...
4.	Scott Sizemore	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Chris Young	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Everth Cabrera	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Martín Prado	Byrnes When ...
8.	Hideki Matsui	Italian Stal...
9.	Gavin Floyd	WolfInSheets...
10.	Jonathan Sánchez	WietersAreTh...
11.	Jorge De La Rosa	Whack For My...
12.	Ted Lilly	dogzilla
Round 19
1.	Joba Chamberlain	dogzilla
2.	Orlando Hudson	Whack For My...
3.	Troy Glaus	WietersAreTh...
4.	Chris Young	WolfInSheets...
5.	Ryan Doumit	Italian Stal...
6.	Vernon Wells	Byrnes When ...
7.	Rich Harden	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Scott Podsednik	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Nolan Reimold	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Mark DeRosa	C-Town HighP...
11.	Drew Stubbs	ephedraheart...
12.	Phil Hughes	The Spearmin...
Round 20
1.	J.J. Hardy	The Spearmin...
2.	Bengie Molina	ephedraheart...
3.	Erik Bedard	C-Town HighP...
4.	Johnny Cueto	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Nick Johnson	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	David Price	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Derek Lowe	Byrnes When ...
8.	Édgar Rentería	Italian Stal...
9.	Kevin Gregg	WolfInSheets...
10.	Dexter Fowler	WietersAreTh...
11.	Scott Kazmir	Whack For My...
12.	Ian Desmond	dogzilla
Round 21
1.	Andy Pettitte	dogzilla
2.	Cody Ross	Whack For My...
3.	Brad Penny	WietersAreTh...
4.	Kevin Kouzmanoff	WolfInSheets...
5.	Travis Hafner	Italian Stal...
6.	Jhonny Peralta	Byrnes When ...
7.	Aroldis Chapman	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Ryan Madson	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Wade Davis	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Mike Adams	C-Town HighP...
11.	Kevin Slowey	ephedraheart...
12.	Brett Gardner	The Spearmin...
Round 22
1.	Aaron Harang	The Spearmin...
2.	Chris Pérez	ephedraheart...
3.	Matt LaPorta	C-Town HighP...
4.	Kyle Blanks	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Mat Latos	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Clint Barmes	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Jason Frasor	Byrnes When ...
8.	Joe Saunders	Italian Stal...
9.	Randy Wolf	WolfInSheets...
10.	David Freese	WietersAreTh...
11.	Ben Sheets	Whack For My...
12.	Jason Motte	dogzilla
Round 23
1.	Kerry Wood	dogzilla
2.	A.J. Pierzynski	Whack For My...
3.	Jake Fox	WietersAreTh...
4.	J.D. Drew	WolfInSheets...
5.	John Maine	Italian Stal...
6.	Freddy Sánchez	Byrnes When ...
7.	Shaun Marcum	Cy Greinkecum
8.	Daisuke Matsuzaka	NOLA Crawdad...
9.	Chris Iannetta	ZeddemoresPoles
10.	Franklin Morales	C-Town HighP...
11.	Brandon League	ephedraheart...
12.	Casey McGehee	The Spearmin...
Round 24
1.	Carl Pavano	The Spearmin...
2.	--empty--	ephedraheart...
3.	Felipe López	C-Town HighP...
4.	Travis Snider	ZeddemoresPoles
5.	Marlon Byrd	NOLA Crawdad...
6.	Kevin Correia	Cy Greinkecum
7.	Kelly Johnson	Byrnes When ...
8.	Tim Hudson	Italian Stal...
9.	Maicer Izturis	WolfInSheets...
10.	Austin Jackson	WietersAreTh...
11.	Brandon Inge	Whack For My...
12.	Barry Zito	dogzilla

I can't believe we have to wait a full year for the next one....